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and succulent reader:
Яudy Quazar is a demon built of high energy rock that
attacks people with its five fanged tooth. The rock demon
Яudy Quazar is summoned by four men hailing from the
Niagara Region in Ontario, Canada. Each of these men brandishes
a specially tailored and differently shaped suit and tie with
an attached weapon of demise.
Jives attacks evil elves and waitresses with his golden
voice which was stolen directly from Satan's underpants.
He has held this role for approximately three years, when
it was decided by the other members of the band of hellraisers
that 4 is a more round number than three.
Яod shoots invisible lightning sticks of pure mid-range
horror through the eyes of anyone who accidentally looks.
As a founding member of Яudy Quazar, he slashes
and raves like a lunatic. Sometimes he kicks all of the
other members while summoning a specific rock demon that
will set the mood of an entire milennium.
The ground rattles, your hair starts to move of its own
accord, and you know that somewhere in the future Mattie
is producing his low frequency eruptions. Death is everywhere,
the chair you sit upon is in flames and the growl of bass
emanates for light years. For almost four years this has
been going on, and no one knows what to do.
In need of a tempo keeping machine, Jives, Яod and
Mattie constructed Phil out of five pounds of plasteel
and twenty 50 gigabyte microprocessors. On the day Phil
was born, the demon Яudy Quazar made it's 1000th
appearance, exposing itself to unsuspecting passers-by.
Phil has grown since then, but at what cost?
Often (or at least once) described as Frank Zappa times 5000,
the rock demon Яudy Quazar is summoned regularly in Thorold,
St. Catharines, Niagara Falls, Welland and Beyond (i.e. Port
Colborne). Nothing can stop it. Soon it will overtake the world!
Phil: 905 321-8942
Яod: 289 296-8406