Quazar rockets forth on the fully immersive angel-fueled spaceship of shattered mountainscapes we call love, and deposits soul-quenching aptitude in a quintescient form mortals can only describe as "lyrics". Hence, gentle reader, if one is patient, their full glory will soon be osmosed into your very soul.

I Made This Place Rock, Not the Band!

I made this place rock, not the band!
Don't look at them, listen to me!
I'm the only rock source on the staaaaaage!
(This singer sucks a dick!)
This band can kiss my ass!

I rock so hard, I cry
I rock so hard, I cry
I rock the world
They lick my balls
I rock Casbahs

Don't listen to the band
They're no good
Don't listen to the band
Don't listen to
Band they're no good
Don't listen to

I made the place rock
Not the band, No No No
I made this place rock
Not the band, No No No
I made this place rock
Not the baaaaaand!!


Zombie Lettuce of Tythanthranon

Heavy Metal Band with a hot chick singer
Found a new place to put my finger
I'm a 3-tit man.
2 for my dick and one for my hand

Carlota, Carlota
Come with me and reach into my pants
Carlota...
Fuckin' come and get some

Zombie Lettuce of Tythanthranon
Zombie Lettuce of Tythanthranon
And now it's on
Zombie Lettuce of Tythanthranon
Zombie Lettuce of Tythanthranon

Fuckin' hate you
Eat my ass
Heaven hates you
Eat my ass


Kevin's Angry

Kevin's angry ...oh no!
Kevin's angry ...watch out!
Kevin's angry at me

Well I walked in
On him with an American
Oh yes they was humpin'
Maybe even screwin'
Doin' it right

And he told me to leave
He said don't watch me fuck
He wanted to hit me
Because Kevin is angry
Kevin is angry
Angry as can be

My - My uncle bought
An ugly painting
I - I raked the lawn
Four bags of leaves
I play with lighters
Cause they're fuckin' sweet
My - My uncle bought
An ugly painting


Akira Kurosawa

Ichi, Ni
Ichi, Ni, San, Chi

Akira Kurosawa
Akira Kurosawa
Akira Kurosawa
Rashomon!
Akira Kurosawa
Akira Kurosawa
Akira Kurosawa
Rashomon!

Ran Ran Ran Ran Ran
Ran Ran Ran Ran Ran
Ran Ran Rashomon!
Ran Ran Ran Ran Ran
Ran Ran Ran Ran Ran
Ran Ran Rashomon!

Seven Samurai
Seven Samurai
Stray Dog.


Cow Commander

Every single cow will follow where I'm goin'
Every single cow will obey my commands
I'm the fuckin' Cow Commander
So what'cha gonna do about -
Come on little cow and hop on my back

Headin' to the fortress
There I'll fuckin' seal the doors
To keep the rival cows out
Who am go
Bark Bark Moo

Chorus
Bark Bark Bark Moo Moo
Bark Bark Bark Moo Moo
Bark Bark Bark Moo Moo
Bark Bark Bark Moo Moo

Now the rival cows
Are slipping through the walls
Only to find a poison
Mattress waiting for them
Everybody knows a cow
Can't resist a good matress to chew on

Chorus

I'm your God
What will you do
What will you do now
Someone must die
You'll have to die
For me

Dropping dead in droves
Dropping dead in droves
You will eat a poison mattress
For me
For me
Dropping dead in droves
Dropping dead in droves
Bark Bark Bark Moo Moo







T.L.N.R.S.B.D.
(Teenage Lesbian Ninja Robot Slut Brigade of Death)

Sexy teenage ninja robot girl,
To ever love a boy is wrong
You were built to pleasure other girls
Forever you will shun the schlong

Chorus
You are a robot
wuchuka
I fuckin' built you
ta ta ta ta ta
You must obey
woodle buck cha cha cha
You do what I say

Sexy teenage girl with the huge tits
Explode into the air with your power
Celebrate your ninja victory
With the other girls in the shower

Chorus

They're over here
They're over there
They're on the ground
They're in the air
They're everywhere
Teenage Lesbian Ninja Robot Slut Brigade of Death


Biker Viking Emu Snake

1, 2, 3, 4
Biker Viking Emu Snake
Way-O Way-O Way-O
Yeah yeah yeah yeah
Biker Viking Emu Snake
Biker Viking Emu Snake

They're bikers
They're vikings
They're emus
They're snakes
Who slither and hiss while they ride
The severed disembodied head of their mentor
Is hovering right at their side!

Woah! Woah!

Biker Viking Emu Snake
Way-O Way-O Way-O
Yeah yeah yeah yeah
Biker Viking Emu Snake


Dance Your Little Tits Off

Give it to me
Give it to me
360 Oh baby baby
Big dance show

Give it to me
Give it to me
What you got
Oh baby baby
It's not enough

Give it to me
Give it to me
360 Oh baby baby
Big dance show

Give it to me
Give it to me
All you got
Oh baby baby
Not enough

Dance!
Dance so well
Ain't it swell?
Dance in Hell!

Oh yes, you're moving fast
But babe it cannot last
Your titties blast
You're gonna dance your little tits off
You hold those puppies tight
Hold them down with all your might
Because they will take flight
You're gonna dance your little tits off

Dance!
Dance so well
Ain't it swell?

You're gonna dance your little tits off
And then you give it to me
But it was not enough
You've got the super powers
I shoot the sticky showers
And now we're fuckin' movin'
Oh yeah, called naked groovin'


Disco Stabber

Screaming like a disco queen
Screaming like a disco queen
All into the night
When I get the feeling
Baby know that it's right
Everybody's moving baby
Into the light
Everybody's grooving baby
In goes my knife
Oh no, I fuckin' cut you
Yo, ho. In goes my knife
Yo, yo. You better shake yo
Crack ho, In goes my nut

In Dick World
You've got a world of Dick

Disco Stabber! Wah!
Disco Stabber!

In Dick World
You've got a world of Dick

But that's not all
There is a fuck of a lot more up here in Dick World
Yo come check it out
'Cause I'm the motherfucking Piano Man
Woah! Yeah!
Green eggs and ham
Sam I am...tonight

Yeah your silky smooth hair
I just have to stare
Is it what you wear?
Your bare
Shoulders
Excite my boulders

No other G can touch you like me
Exquisitely
Sensually
You'll be lost in pleasure at my leisure
I trigger your treasure
GO!

Disco stabber!
Disco stabber!
Disco stabber!
Disc-O!!